I hope your stocking’s filled with nothing but coal.
The sun keeps shinin’ when you’re prayin’ for snow
May none of your holiday wishes come true
(Here’s to ) a very Merry Grinchmas to you

I hope your evergreen burns to the ground
May your ears be blessed by the sweet, sweet sounds
of tone-deaf carolers way out of tune
(I wish) A very Merry Grinchmas to you

I guess there’s nothing really left to say
You sure know how to wreck my holiday
I knew you were nasty, but I can’t believe
That you would go and dump me on Christmas Eve
So hey hey hey, ho ho ho
May the humbugs follow wherever you go
You went and scrooged up the season so scrooge you too
(Here’s to ) a very Merry Grinchmas to you

Solo

So hey hey hey, ho ho ho
May the humbugs follow wherever you go
You went and scrooged up the season, so scrooge you too
(Here’s to ) a very Merry Grinchmas to you
I hope you’re feeling bluer than blue
(Here’s to ) a very Merry Grinchmas to you

I hope you choke on a turkey bone
And I hope all your lights short out
And those little porch pirates, I hope they come and steal all your gifts

Merry Grinchmas