My heart is paralyzed my head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool, But if my friends ask where
You are I'm gonna say

She flew out in an airplane
Out getting suntanned
It's like a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She saw a shark underwater
Left and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye

My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours
(a love like yours)
She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
That's cool, But if my friends ask where
You are I'm gonna say

She was chased by a mudslide
Chased by a lion
She went away in a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She camped up in the desert
Swam in a hot tub
Danced away at an east side nightclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to love
But you don't want to that's cool
But if my friends ask where
You are I'm gonna say that's cool
But if my friends ask where
You are I'm gonna say

She flew out in an airplane
Out getting suntanned
It's like a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She saw a shark underwater
Left and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye

She was chased by a mudslide
Chased by a lion
She went away in a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She camped up in the desert
Swam in a hot tub
Danced away at an east side nightclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye