My uncle sammy

He's so meek and mild

He took a sausage from my child.

And when my child bent down to cry.

Sammy kicked him in the eye.

16 troubles and oh my oh

It really starts when I take him home

No meat - No man.

No meat - No man.

No man's gonna give me shit.

Over a smooth hot piece of meat.

No meat - No man.

No meat - No man.

16 rabbits on my back.

Uncle Sammy you can bet.

No meat - No man.

No meat - No man.

Now you can slither and slide.

And just watch my baby be surprised.

Sex on the Flag

I just can keep control.

8 miles high, can't get too rough.

No meat - No man.

No meat - No man.

I took my girlfriend out tonight.

We got drunk and had a fight.

No meat - No man.

No meat - No man.

I got 16 rabbits, all prissy and dame.

I bet everything on their success, but I can't breed.

No meat - No man.

No meat - No man.

I love it when you strap me to the chair.

Oh thats nice, just treat me right.

No meat - No man

No meat - No man.

That's all