The Massacre of Bowling Green
Was a terrible sight I did not see!

From the mouth of Kellyanne Conway
On the TV in February

It was a tale as wicked as gun cotton
Lord it’s gone, but never forgotten

What she said went down up over yonder
Left a whole town, in total ponder

Called it a terrorist killing spree
Blamed a couple Muslim refugees

I was curious so I got myself a’diggin’
What I dug up left my head a’spinnin’

I found not one single survivor
I found not one single death either

But I found a nose growing like Pinocchio’s
She said “It’s an honest mistake don’t you know!”

So I prayed, I prayed for Bowling Green
And for the US Press Secretary