I've never been in prison
I don't know much about trains
My favorite singer cooks my breakfast
I like her fancy and I like her plain
I love bright and flashing colors
Like hot pink and Dresden blue

But if they ask me if it's true
That I still love you, I'll say it's true

I'd be happy in a mansion
Or in an old rundown shotgun shack
I like the feel of silk and satin
So I don't know why I wear black
I love New York City
Bet your cowgirl boots I do

I'll say it's true
So don't let it bother you
Just let them old tales all stay twisted
I will set them straight about you

I have not been in the army
I'm an Indian from years ago
When they ask if I know Waylon
I tell them, I think so
I do not plan on retiring from anything I do

I got plans to keep right on singing
And I do know Emmylou