Well how did I wind up down here in Mexico?

Wearin' this serapi and this old sombrero

Who are all these strangers callin' me amigo?

Where'd I leave my pickup truck and where'd my paycheck go?

 

Oh, the last thing I remember I was in El Paso

She was saying Adios I've got to go

And I was begging Baby please I love you so

Then what happened after that, well god only knows

 

Oh no mas cerveza, I've had too much to drink

Me duele la cabeza, my head hurts and I can't think

I'll never drink her off my mind, don't pour me anymore

No mas cerveza, muchas gracias senor

 

My clothes smell like nachos and Dos Equis beer

This softie mariachi's pounding in my ear

I still can't figure out just what I'm doing here

I wish could make myself just up and disappear

 

Oh, the place is really packed and it's a lively crowd

It ain't as big as Billy Bob's but it sure is loud

The waitress ain't real pretty but she's well endowed

She says we got engaged last night and shouldn't I be proud

 

Oh no mas cerveza, I've had too much to drink

Me duele la cabeza, my head hurts and I can't think

I'll never drink her off my mind, don't pour me anymore

No mas cerveza, muchas gracias senor

 

Mi corazón está roto, my poor heart is broken

I've gone loco and I'm on the verge of tears

I don't want no margaritas, no brown eyed senoritas

And I sure as hell don't need another beer

 

Oh no mas cerveza, I've had too much to drink

Me duele la cabeza, my head hurts and I can't think

I'll never drink her off my mind, don't pour me anymore

No mas cerveza, muchas gracias senor

 

No mas cerveza, I've had too much to drink

Me duele la cabeza, my head hurts and I can't think

I'll never drink her off my mind, don't pour me anymore

No mas cerveza, muchas gracias senor

 

Oh no mas cerveza mucho gracias senor