Crown whiskey
When you get on the whiskey
Let somebody else drive 'cause I'm
Trying to sober up, sober up, sober up
Let somebody else drive
Two, three, four

Well, I heard it on the radio
In the six o'clock news
They said you better not drive
When you get on the booze

The sheriff was on TV
Shaking his hand
Said, we're really cracking down
You better understand

When you get on the whiskey
Oh, when you get on the whiskey
Hey, when you get on the whiskey
Let somebody else drive

I started drinking on Friday
And by Saturday night
They had me blowing through a tool
Charge with DUI

Cuffed and buffed and done in the cell
I was trying to sober up and tell 'em myself

When you get on the whiskey
Oh, when you get on the whiskey
Hey, when you get on the whiskey
I'll drive me home cousin

And forty eight hours is a long time to kill
In a room full of drunks, surrounded by steel
Hell's all they serve in a metro bar
So don't be drinking if you're driving your car

When you get on the whiskey
Oh, when you get on the whiskey
Hey, when you get on the whiskey
Let somebody else drive

I said, when on the Crown whiskey
Let somebody else drive
Why don't you let John Anderson drive, oh, yeah