He's six foot tall and twice as wide
He loves a line and he loves a fight
The weekend can't come quick enough
For him
He thinks he can dance with two left feet
He always ends up out in the street
Looking for trouble
The next man he can beat
Tonight he picked the wrong man standing at the side of the road
A black belt in something but you'd never know
And he's black and blue, can't be seen to loose
So he won't be happy when he finds that news got round
He's on a date with a brunette
Her name he can't quite remember
He's hoping to get lucky
Hope she finds him just as funny as he does
He sticks it on her too much
She wasn't ready for his touch
Now she's got him on the ground
And he's making a weird sound and it's too late
Tonight he picked the wrong girl standing at the side of the road
A black belt in something but you'd never know
And he's black and blue, can't be seen to loose
So he won't be happy when he finds that news got round
Tonight he picked the wrong man standing at the side of the road
A black belt in something but you'd never know
And he's black and blue, can't be seen to loose
So he won't be happy when he finds that news got round