I sit here by myself
And you know I love it
You know I don't want someone
To come pay a visit

I want to be by myself
I came in this world alone
Me myself I

I want to go to China
And to see Japan
I'd like to sail the oceans
Before the seas run dry

I want to go by myself
I've just room enough for one
Me myself I

I want to be a big shot
And have ninety cars
I want to have a boyfriend
And a girl for laughs

But only on Saturdays
Six days to be alone
With just me myself I
Me myself and I
Just me myself I

Don't want to be the bad guy
Don't want to make a soul cry
It's not that I love myself
I just don't want company
Except me myself I