You cain't chew life with a broken tooth!
You don't backstroke up the fountain of youth!
You won't mainline dreamtime!
Ain't no price tag on your peace of mind!
From the pimp roll to the Nashville stroll,
freakshow to the Hollywood bowl it's all
fools gold, vain skywriting.
Hang a worm on a hook,
and everyone's biting them
suckerz promisez.
Now check out the chick with the credit card eyes!
She got a freeze dried souls as the silicone sighs!
She spends about as good as a Kinko's dollar!
She's a pitch man with a pitch fork hollering,
Shut your mind, open your pocket!
Hey ho, time to pony up the dough!
You best Q-tip your ears cause the truth I'm selling
is that propped up behind the hopping and the yelling
is a whole lotta suckerz promisez.
Now I ain't hip and I don't much care.
My hips do fine just a'getting me there!
I take bullshit with a big ole stride.
You don't step in the stink of no mainstream slime!
Cause suck on the bait and sad but true,
in the end my friend the jokes on you!
Cause all it takes turning nickels to dimes
is product a hook, some bait and a line
a line of them suckerz promisez