Not a big fan of neighborhood barbecues 
I’ll be busy if you need an extra hand to move 
I ain’t the kind of guy to give a speech in a suit
But there is one thing that’ll change my tune

If there’s beer count me in 
I’m pretty good at good timing
It don’t take much to fire me up 
Life ain’t bad with a damn good buzz
Well you can take me anywhere 
If there’s beer

I’ve been known to run late and take my sweet time
You’ll probably never find me at the front of the line
Gotta whole lotta nothing to do today and that’s just fine 

But If there’s beer count me in 
I’m pretty good at good timing
It don’t take much to fire me up 
Life ain’t bad with a damn good buzz
Well you can take me anywhere 
If there’s beer

And when I’m dead and gone and up above 
You can bet your glass I’ll be greeted with a cold one 

Cause if there’s beer count me in 
I’m pretty good at good timing
It don’t take much to fire me up 
Life ain’t bad with a damn good buzz
At the bar, or at the game, hand me a koozie if we’re hitting the lake
Well you can take me anywhere 
Yeah you can take me anywhere
If there’s beer
Aw if there’s beer