Welcome back to Everything's Fine—the game show where there's only one answer to everything
Time to meet our contestants! Let's welcome back last week's champion:
Frank. Frank is currently flying high on every drug imaginable
Just to cope with the day-to-day stresses of surviving in modern times
How are you doing, Frank?
"Everything's fine."
That's just super! Our next contestant is Jess
Jess cries herself to sleep every night, has just adopted twenty-seven cats
Has a Masters degree in Fine Arts, and has been unemployed for 15 years
Jess, you look great, but more importantly—how you doing today?
"Everything's fine."
Okie-dokies. And last but not least, we have Eltron 8000
Eltron has been sent from the future to warn us of impending war
Controlled genocide, disease, famine, drought, natural disasters
Technological takeover, and the ultimate destruction of the planet Earth
I'm so glad you could join us. Just one question before we start today's show
How are you doing today, Eltron?
"Everything is fine."