I'm too charming
You're too married
Lord it's a burden I must carry baby
You got me calling you baby
''Cause you got looks and personality
I can cook like a bastard
So here's the reality baby
I'll tell you anything but maybe
''Cause there's no such thing
As just friends with me
I've been here before
Someday you'll see it's true
And it'll be real soon
So let's end this now before hearts get broke
Before there's fire there's usually smoke
And you're just a-fanning the flames

I'm disarming
You're more than willing
You feel dismissed
Your eyes are weary baby
They're screaming please come save me
''Cause you got took
Marriage is your malady
He vowed to cherish but gives neutrality baby
And you're driving me crazy
You spit him out
He's neither hot nor cold
You want to feel good before you're too old
And you know I've been lonely too
So let's end this now before that's all she wrote
Before I get shot and put in a hole
And you're feel all to blame

I'm too charming
You're too married
Lord it's a burden I must carry babe