Hangin’ around in the bar, not wastin’ time
Everyday shot by shot, ‘til I’m feelin’ fine
My spot at the bar, always reserved
I fund the barkeepers; it’s the least I’ve deserved

Little bitches always hangin’ around me
All they’re ever after is gettin’ their fee
But I can't, have to drink first
I can only stop, if my belly bursts

Final question, at the end of the day
Have I drank all, all I've paid

Bearded beer belly bastards, we drink all night long
Bearded beer belly bastards, this is where we belong