I Know A Guy Who Is Real Strange
His Comments Are Always Arranged
Which Makes Me Wonder Why He Is So

Since Grade Nine He's Been Saying Things
Gelatinous Hysteria Rings
Which Makes Me Wonder Why He Is So

Transformation To Twin Tutee
Why Can't He Be More Like Me
But It's Okay 'Cause He Will Always Be
Our Pal Mossy

My Buddy Don't Know How To Drive
But He Will Always Have A Ride
Which Makes Me Wonder Why He Is So

I Know A Guy Who Is Real Strange
His Comments Are Always Arranged
Which Makes Me Wonder Why He Is So

Transformation To Twin Tutee
Why Can't He Be More Like Me
But It's Okay 'Cause He Will Always Be
Our Pal Mossy