These are just joints
Plus points
I’m standing outside the pub with some grub and a joint
Three cross cuts on the loin
I put a couple bucks in a Lloyds
You ‘bout to buckle boy
I’m in the house like Detroit
Poised rejoice
I got it in the bag like Cutters Choice
Null and void avoid
Cooking like Keith Floyd
The record breaker the B-boy
I build and D-stroy like an Arsonist
Narcissist
Remind a novice I’m the gnarliest
These narcs are half wits
They don’t know the half of it
The halfs flip like a card trick
Kartik on the beat you get your button pushed
I’m about to write a book for my love of Kush
I’m a crook Marvin
Carving the mutton up
Prada button up
What’s poppin’ buttercup

There ain’t no glory in this trap
There’s someone else’s story in ya raps
I'm sitting here pouring out the ‘Yac
4 bars to fkn draw you out ya bag
The bucks black
K K Khan with a gat
The bait great Pavan is back like.. clack clack
Glass a red wine send the money for laps
Cast the net wide but what the fuck was the catch
Ungh Thook Mukhi
Rappers is woolly
I’m fully in bully bag Buphi
Back at Goodies nyamin nookie
Gluttonous with the pudhi
Word to woody pass the zubbi
Got ya fate sealed in triplicate
Indica got ya thinkin just a little bit
I’m tryna watch the cricket bitch
You ain’t an engineer you just need some knobs to fiddle with

Went from Glassy Junction to classy function

Bastard uncles got the shaadi jumpin’

Blud you can’t go there that’s your aunty’s cousin

Only 15 and he’s moving like Amitabh Bachan

I told soniya to naach for me
Pop the Goli
See you at the Dholi

Told the shawty
0121 close the door for me
Such a long life
Another Short Story