Mothers hide your children
Keep your baby fed
Stuff them up with chocolate
Tuck them into bed

Ooh just put me asleep
Ooh I'm tumbling too deep
Man intoxicated with anxiety
Gonna need a lover to take care of me

To take care of me
To take care of me
To take care of me

Fat baby, he cries and he shouts
Crawling around shoving toys in his mouth
So juicy, so tasty and sweet
I've been a good boy and I'm deserving a treat

I'm a little piggy
Rolling through the mud
Like a parasite I'm
sucking on your blood

Ooh I'm chewing a bone
Ooh I live on a loan
Far too smart for football, far too dumb to read
Gonna need a lover to take care of me

To take care of me
To take care of me
To take care of me
To take care of me

Fat baby, he cries and he shouts
Crawling around shoving toys in his mouth
So juicy, so tasty and sweet
I've been a good boy and I'm deserving a treat
Fat baby, he cries and he shouts
Crawling around shoving toys in his mouth
So juicy, so tasty and sweet
I've been a good boy and I'm deserving a treat

Fat baby, he cries and he shouts
Crawling around shoving toys in his mouth
So juicy, so tasty and sweet
I've been a good boy and I'm deserving a treat
Fat baby, he cries and he shouts
Crawling around shoving toys in his mouth
So juicy, so tasty and sweet
I've been a good boy and I'm deserving a treat
Fat baby, he cries and he shouts
Crawling around shoving toys in his mouth
So juicy, so tasty and sweet
I've been a good boy and I'm deserving a treat
Fat baby!
Crawling around shoving toys in his mouth
So juicy, so tasty and sweet
I've been a good boy and I'm deserving a treat