We had some fun, we had some laughs
I licked the salt right off the glass
Danced to the music, racked up a tab
I thought you were thinking what I was thinking
Thought we were going somewhere with all this drinking
Well, I guess the Cuervo, it led me on
'Cause I turned around and you were gone

You're just a waste of lime
Waste of a real good time
I guess I'll be going home all alone
No Patrón Silver lining
Just an empty margarita
Left me and this tequila high and dry
No drunk pickup lines
No your place or mine
You're just a waste of lime

Bermuda, Bahama, guess I'm never gonna
Meet your mama or brother, nothin' left to do

Well, I'd take a kiss, no second date
And I'd take a two-mile in-the-rain walk of shame
Yeah, that'd be great compared to this
Oh baby, what a miss

You're just a waste of lime
Waste of a real good time
I guess I'll be going home all alone
No Patrón Silver lining
Just an empty margarita
Left me and this tequila high and dry
No drunk pickup lines
No your place or mine
You're just a waste of lime

Bermuda, Bahama, guess I'm never gonna
Meet your mama or brother, nothin' left to do
But have another tequila, just enough to know that
I don't need ya, don't need ya, nah

You're just a waste of lime
Waste of a real good time
I guess I'll be going home all alone
No Patrón Silver lining
Just an empty margarita
Left me and this tequila high and dry
No drunk pickup lines
No your place or mine
You're just a waste of lime

Bermuda, Bahama, guess I'm never gonna (yeah, you're just a waste of lime)
Meet your mama or brother, nothin' left to do but have another