You don't have to look upon people in the third person, you don't have to it's true. You don't have to, and I can give you an example of writing in the third person. It's like mount analogue, if you say that you've seen it don't sway it because it means more or less nothing to me and you, nothing beyond beyond nothing to you. Even if you've got somewhere to go, something to say, nothing to you and that means more or less nothing to me and you - nothing beyond beyond nothing to you.
You don't have to advertise everything to me in the third person - if it's the happiest place on earth - it only exists because you let it turn into something real. Climbing mount analogue allegorically the reason it's there is one of inaccessibility - at least it's inaccessible to you and me, so you might as well do the frog and season my chilli with a growing sense of inevitability.