Arghh
We're gonna diddle you a little diddy
And diddle your titties
It's the longest shit in the sea
That's what sea said
Ar har har
There be a kraken in the water
Don't snort crack matey
Ar har har

As eight equals nine I can't be divine

Can you hear the shell crack
To show the newest member
He shall not disappoint
Can you see his glowing ember
He's so lonely
Herald's Goose the one and only
Roaming the world serenity unfurled
Thrashing with a force to kill each other
How can you stand to be this bird's lover
As eight equals nine I can't be divine
They will play in the fields until they kill each other
Wait what

Why do you swim to hunt for your prey
You should swim to attack men on two legs
Why do you swim around the pond all day
We only eat whole wheat bread fuck you
Quack

Oh my eye
Am I gonna die
Am I gonna die in the lobby
Is it gonna burn
Am I gonna die in the lobby
Blood stains on the walls
Scrape my nails on them
They're coming through the back door
Hide the children for
He won't let you walk in the light of day
They all think I'm crazy
My left eye is lazy
Kill me please
I wanna die
Fuck

I'll tell you what I'm feeling
Expressing fucking moving
You got the stale bread
The dog is fucking dead

Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang
Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang
Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang
Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang

I'll tell you what I'm feeling
Expressing fucking moving
You got the stale bread
The dog is fucking dead
Yeah

Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang
Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang
Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang
Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang

Ear old fucking ass
I never even cared to ask
Take the plate off in the oven
Leave the flub rug in the tub

Lay the plate on the flat table
Read no one your random cluckin mcguckin fable
Travel pluck herbert in the eye

Ear old fucking ass
I never even cared to ask
Take the plate off in the oven
Leave the flub rug in the tub
Yeehaw

Apple jacks
Apple jacks
Apple jacks
Apple jacks
Apple jacks
Apple jacks
Apple jacks
Apple jacks
Apple jacks
Apple jacks
Apple jacks
Oooo
Apple jacks
Apple jacks
Apple jacks
Oh no
Oooo ohhh

The planets were then formed
It was like a loud pop
First came Earth then Saturn
Earth then Saturn
I was a fool
They wouldn't let me into Harvard
With my eleven point oh pure water content
In the car he was sixty years old
Dad came home
And the microwave's on fire
Fire is bad
It has a deadly mixture
With carrots that will turn your skin yellow
Spiraling out of control spinning into control
The planets were formed

Rex was my pet giraffe
He ran really fucking fast
He's not a normal person
Charles was my spacecraft
Rex always got the shaft
He's not a normal person
We fed him monster trucks
His bowels were completely fucked
He's not a normal person

Because eight equals nine I can't be divine

Jesus is a lie
We are Herald's Goose
Jesus is a lie
We are Herald's Goose
We come from the sky
Just to drop a deuce
We will give you pie
And send you to the noose
Surrender your mind and your shit
For we are your gods
And we will throw a fit
We will bless you with cancer
And curse you with AIDS
For this is a ploy
To start some crusades
We will take all your socks
And we'll take all your shoes
We're mad with power and we're angry with you
Jesus is a lie
We are Herald's Goose
Ahhh

Jesus
Jesus
He's in the room
J-J-Jesus
He's alive again
Jesus

The sun of the sun is the sun of the sun
The girth of the earth is formed at the birth
The moon consumes the poon at noon
Space is the place with the grace of the face

The sun of the sun is the sun of the sun
The girth of the earth is formed at the birth
The moon consumes the poon at noon
Space is the place with the grace of the face

The sun of the sun is the sun of the sun

Thick as a brick yuh
Give it a lick yuh
Cocaine on my dick yuh
Bitch just sniff the tip yuh
Tongue doing summersaults up that asscrack
Call me the asshole acrobat
Dick up your ass it's a sodomy lobotomy
These hoes so cheap need a penny for my thots
Shoutout Mark Cuban

Woah woah
Woah woah
Woah woah
Woah woah-oh-oh-oh

Swirling down a dark path
Coming home from an early grave
Dance a body neurotically
No one in life you can really save

The end is nigh
Tie your necks
The end is nigh
Tie your necks

Dismantle your washing equipment
Decorate the walls with blood
Shatter the bones in your throat
Merge your body back with the mud

The end is nigh
Tie your necks
The end is nigh
Tie your necks

The Russians are invading and my Korg has a missing key
Barchatto bukake mandolin ahh
My intestines went to Ohio that's it
I shit my pants- cough cough cough cough cough
Leafblowers make sounds bfff
Eminem has died

Oh no oh please
The fuck it's coming
Please no no fuck oh god
Please no ah no
It's gonna fucking get me no
No it's gonna fucking please no
It's so fucking no
Ahhhh fucking god
No no I don't want to fucking die
I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
Ahhh Ahh Ahhh Eeeee

Thank you President Ford
We're gonna sing this chord
We hope you stay
To tell your tale
Of love anyway
Your time as Mr
President

Sincerely Herald
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