I'm keeping your poop in a jar
Till the day you come back, so don't forget just what you are
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar

You thought you took everything, but you left something behind for me
I scooped it out, I bottled it up and now its there on a stand by the bed to remind me
In case I ever forget, you're just a piece of poop

I'm keeping your poop in a jar
Till the day you come back so don't forget just what you are
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar

I had a moment of weakness once
So I opened the lid for a smell
It all came back to me, baby
In one vaporous rush I remembered you well
How could I ever forget, that you're a piece of poop?

I'm keeping your poop in a jar, until you come back so don't forget just what you are
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar, oh, everybody sing
I'm keeping your poop in a jar
Till the day you come back so don't forget just what you are
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar
I'm keeping your poop in a jar
I'm keeping your poop in a jar

I'm keeping your poop in a jar