This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
This is a real-life two job working family
And I ain't J.R., you ain't Suellen
We're just a man and a woman holding things together

I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five
I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffeur to drive
My wife ain't out shoppin' with a country club queen
'Cause she's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three

This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
This is a real-life two job working family
And I ain't J.R., you ain't Suellen
We're just a man and a woman holding things together

Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream
You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam
Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they're a sight to see
My ole lady said, "I know what you're thinkin'"
I said, "Now honey, don't you know all of that is on TV"

And this ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee
And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen
Nah, we're just man and woman holding things together

No this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee
I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen
Nah, just man and woman holding this thing together
And we're just a man and woman holding this thing together

Honey turn off the TV