I'm cool and calm on the outside
But inside I'm freakin' out!
The line keeps getting longer
While supplies are running out

There's a lot of you and we're behind just a bit
Someone called in at the last minute
The end of the line never gets any shorter
You got it all right, their very specific order

Well, you know some customers, they're wound up tight
They think for their dollar they can start a fight
Everyone knows that this just ain't right
Eat your friggin' bagel, it'll be alright

I'm cool and calm on the outside
But inside I'm freakin' out!
They said they they're eating here
Now they want to take it out.

I have to be nice no matter how they treat me
They say they can't be good until they've had their coffee
I woke up way before them probably by five
Now we're running low on Luna and on Chives

When you come and ask for some service
Realize that Inside I'm a little nervous
The line keeps growing longer
The day goes on and on grrr

I'm cool and calm on the outside
But inside I'm freakin' out!