Is that snow or rain dear
Floatin' past our window pane dear
Let's wrap up warm and brave the storm
And have ourselves a Christmas affair

Tis the season to be jolly
Of mistletoe and holly
Let's be relaxed, laissez-faire
And have ourselves a Christmas affair

We won't tell the kids love
What we have done
But at this time of year love
Everyone's entitled to a bit of fun cause

It is the season
Let's disregard all reason
It's a secret we won't share
We're havin' ourselves a Christmas affair

Solo

When we've had our fill of
Mistletoe and wine
We'll have each other
I'll be yours
And you'll be mine so

Let's be honest
We didn't break our promise
To love and cherish
We did swear
While havin' ourselves a Christmas affair
Heaven forbid
Don't tell the kids
That mum and dad are havin'
A Christmas affair"