Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
With these clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
Yeah your friends, they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say
Please, please

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
Is it cool if I sleep on the floor
'Cause I don't think I can take it anymore
Oh these clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
I got clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle
Stuck, stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you