TRASH MASTER
We ride out at dawn on constructs of steel
Our beasts so shiny and chrome
Thrown into their maws a putrefied meal
Hauling all waste from your home
We selflessly serve, no thanks coming forth
Begrudgingly fulfill the quest
This slight strikes a nerve, we gear up for war
This vengeance never shall rest
Armored in slime and bedecked in rust
Corroded weapons we wield
Surrounded by flies and piles of crust
Stench of a megaton yield
Waste caster
Filth blaster
Trash master
Rot faster
Sifting through refuse, we’re going insane
Murderous thoughts multiply
Septically poisoned, decay from within
Maggots pour from my eyes
I desire quality
All you have is trash for me
It’s time to collect, we’ve come for your lives,
For your crimes shall you pay
We come to infect, but when we arrive
Shit, it’s Recycling Day!
Waste caster
Filth blaster
Trash master
Rot faster