I left the house about 8pm |Spent a little time with the boys again |I didn't really wanna be away from you |I went for one but I stayed till two ||I played a little eight ball, made a few bucks |Dropped a little change in that old jukebox |Time flew by next thing I knew |I went for one but I stayed till two ||It was last call for alcohol |Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl |Old Jim Bob he was under the table |He wanted me to drive, I was barely able ||Well a pretty little blonde there took my keys |Said here have a cup of this coffee please |I knew I'd have some explaining to do |Should have went for one but I stayed till two ||When I got home I was quiet as a mouse |Little did I know you would move the couch |I hit the floor and the whole house knew |I went for one but I stayed till two ||It was last call for alcohol |Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl |Old Jim Bob he was under the table |He wanted me to drive, I was barely able ||I didn't really wanna be away from you |I went for one but I stayed till two|