Ya-Da-da-da-da-dat, dat-dat-dat-dat,
Ya-Da-da-da-da-dat-dat-dat-dat-dat

Well its down in California where the orange trees grow
Oh California
And theres a pretty little girl that he used to know
Oh California

Well he called me everyday about a quarter to one
Oh California
She said Come on over daddy lets have some fun
Oh California

He said, I heard about your husband is he back from the gym?
She said,Come on over daddy dont you worry bout him
Not me, no not me -- I aint no boxer
A not me, a no not me

Now I'm down in Alabama where they say you were
Oh Alabama
Where they dance all around until they have a ball
Oh Alabama
Where we saw down in the village they were gathered around
Oh Alabama
And then they looked at him, they called him Cat the Clown
Oh Alabama

He said Now wait a minute Buster, you didnt call me right
They said What youre tryin to do, boy is start alittle fight?
Not me Not me, no not me
I aint no boxer

Not me, no not me, not me, no not me,

Well now I'm back in Virginia back in his home town
Oh Virginia
A where I'm got a reputation from a miles around
Oh Virginia
Yeah, and never no more will he ever roam
Oh Virginia
You know I'm stickin right there a to his happy home
Oh Virginia

Oh well a fella walked up to him he said lets make a trip
He said You better shut-up before I bust you in your lip
Not me, not me, no not me

He aint got to go nowhere!
Uh-huh, not my baby!
You know you been hurt out there on that road!