I heard a couple hundred horses roll up
It must be Italian
Then in walks Lola
As thick as a stallion
Her purse is alligata
So maybe she Cajun
She told me come dance babe
I had to ask her what's the occasion
Just left my man's house
We got in a lil' thing
He just went to Mexico
Came back with no wedding ring
He told me that it probably just fell off when he was washin' his hands
I said it probably just came off when you was watchin' 'em dance
He said he didn't have time to waste
Then threw this alligator number in my face
I called him a (Whinny) he said it was over
But then I (Yeehaw) and got a free range rover, got 'em
This ain't a hoe down
So don't bring ya beau 'round
This ain't a 2 step
Ain't that right? So gon' take it to the left
Listen, slide baby
Honey, gon' head and ride baby
Jaw jabbin' giving me a migraine
Chick, you got free range!
Don't talk just dance
Sittin' there salty as a catfish
Don't let him getcha down, still thicker than ya accent
Kick off your boots
Get to the floor
I can teach ya how to get to
Steppin' in 4, listen closely
1 put ya left leg in
Don't get too hokey, now give it a spin
2 put ya right heel down
Then give it a toe tap and bring it around
3 gotta open ya eyes
And find you a partner thata switch you sides
4 get ready witcha left leg in
'Cuz you know in half a second we gon' do it again
This ain't a hoe down
So don't bring ya beau 'round
This ain't a 2 step
Ain't that right? So gon' take it to the left
Listen, slide baby
Honey, gon' head and ride baby
Jaw jabbin' giving me a migraine
Chick, you got free range!
Don't talk just dance
Who oo oo ahooo
Who oo oo ahoo ee
Who oo oo ahooo
Who ooh hoooooo!
This ain't a hoe down
So don't bring ya beau 'round
This ain't a 2 step
So gon take it to the left
This here is farm raised!
Whole grain!
Blue skies!
Chick! You got free range!
Don't say it, dance