I wake up, turn on my TV,
Never thought my shampoo could kill me,
I walk outside, look up to the sky,
So many chem-trails are passing by.

I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
Government mind control, MK Ultra,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.

I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.

Friday cruising on the freeway,
Glen beck says Jesus can save me,
Well shit, that'd be pretty nice cause this feels like hell,
Hey, Matt... I hear Guantanamo has pretty comfy cells

I wish I could get taken by an alien race,
But I don't think that I could get through TSA,
I just wanna watch porno
Without the NSA flagging me.

I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
Fluoride water, foreign drone strikes,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, fuck Monsanto.

I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.

I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
Mainstream media, praise and worship
Blah, blah, blah, blah, [?]

I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world

I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
Government mind control, MK Ultra,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.

I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.)