I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
I overlooked that point completely
Until the big affair began
Before I knew where I was at
I found myself upon the shelf
And that was that i tried to reach the moon
But when I got there
All that I could get was the air
My feet are back upon the ground
I've lost the one girl I'd found

I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
Why did I buy those blue pajamas
Before that big affair began?
My boiling point is much too low
For me to try to be a fly Lothario
I think I'll crawl right back
And into my shell
Dwelling in my personal hell
I'll have to change my plan around
I've lost the one girl I'd found

Yes, the one girl I'd found