You tell me that you have all of the time in the world
As you're rushing right through your day
You tell me to listen, but you never take a breath
And let anyone else have something to say.

You asked me for help when you were down and out
But when I needed you, you failed to appear
You preach from your pulpit about love and forgiveness
As you hold a grudge for years and years

All hail the almighty hypocrite
Oh, you're not fooling me
No, not one bit

You tell me not to speak ill of others
But it's a skill that you're appearing to lack
You tell me to be fair, don't take advantage
As you steal the shirt right off of my back

You say don't be cruel, show mercy
As you drive a dagger into my heart
You tell me honesty is the best policy
But you cheated everyone from the start

All hail the almighty hypocrite
Oh, you're not fooling me
No, not one bit

All hail the almighty hypocrite
Oh, you're not fooling me
No, not one bit
All hail the almighty hypocrite
Every word that comes out of your mouth
Is pure bullshit
It's all bullshit
You're not fooling me
No, not one bit
It's all bullshit
You're such a hypocrite
It's all bullshit
It's all bullshit
It's all bullshit