“Hello”
“Yeah”
“Hi, we’re calling from the No Rizz Club and we’re sorry to inform you that your application has been rejected again because your diagnosis shows that you have simply too much rizz and-“
“Goddammit”

I’m the big rizzla
Certified sizzla
Smooch yo girl with breath I save from shortening “charisma”

I’m the big rizzla
Qualified killa
Love is your coffee and I am your barista

Been a Spider-Man fan ever since I was ten, Uncle Ben
God rest his soul, he made me a Stan, he said
“With great rizz comes great rizzponsibility”
Huh, what a wise man

Didn’t grow up hot so I knew my personality’s all I got
I unlocked the keys to life within the pages and blocks of text of self help books
And shiet man now it’s payin off
(Yea it’s payin off man)

I gotta say I’m privileged
Got no childhood trauma to overcome
My family gave me the kind of love I wanna share with the world
And when you love the world the world love back man
The world love back man

Life on easy mode, it’s almost like I’m playing life with cheat codes
I don’t mean to gloat, but I can be myself and you’ll still love me
Your friend loves me, your girl loves me, your boy loves me
But don’t worry, I’ll try not to break your hearts

I’m the big rizzla
Certified sizzla
Smooch yo girl with breath I save from shortening “charisma”
(You study pick up tricks
I study quantum rizzics
You watch porn on your phone
I watch it in my mirror)

I’m the big rizzla
Qualified killa
Love is your coffee and I am your barista
(Come with me
Smoke this bowl
Let me hit the g-spot of your soul)

Alright that’s enough self dick-sucking for today
Imma dedicate this verse to you and spit to you some game
There’s a big rizzla in every single one of us
Hone it, build it, unleash it this what we gotta do

Three key words: open body language
Look people in the eye, see the best in you and I
Social skills are a muscle bro
We wanna use it, train it, talk to literally everybody

On that note, be genuinely interested in everybody
Realise that everybody’s got a story uh
Charisma ain’t so much about getting people to like you
As getting people to like themselves whenever they’re witchu

Confidence, empathy, authenticity
Mix that in with a dash of vulnerability
And never stop workin on yourself you got this bro
Fo sho you’ll grow, before you know it suddenly you are the

Big rizzla
Certified sizzla
Smooch my girl with breath you save from shortening “charisma”
(Damn bruh
Did you just graduate from Hogwarts
School of Rizzardry and Rizzcraft)

You’re the big rizzla
Qualified killa
Love is our coffee and you’re our barista
(Are you coronavirizz
Cos damn you infectious
You the Lord of the Rizz
And we’re your precious)