Last night we ended up in silence
We fell asleep with the creeps
I could hear you talking in your sleep
I didn't mean to be mean

So please call me up
Say I'm a spa
Come on patronise me
Smash up my guitar
You can call me up
And tell me what to do
Cause I need you

Maybe you could have misheard me
I didn't mean to cause a scene
Sometimes tiny things disturb me
I never mean to be mean

So please call me up
Say I'm a spa
Come on patronise me
Smash up my guitar
You can call me up
And tell me what to do
Cause I need you

I couldn't do it, but I wanted
To say the words, those special words
Always seem to make you disappointed
It's so absurd; I can't say the word

So please call me up
Say I'm a spa
Come on patronise me
Smash up my guitar
You can call me up
And tell me what to do
Cause I need you