I just called
She let it ring like Funyuns
Layin' wood like a young Paul Bunyun
Slip and slide 'tween the buns, I ain't done yet
Make it up, trash a verse like I'm just havin' fun with it

Dumb bitch
Are you inbred?
Stale on the track like cornbread
Give 'em STD's like I'm Ronald Reagan
Eatin' Oreo's, that's a cream filling
Give 'em one stroke, that's a cream feelin'
Babymamma don't trip, alimony ain't due til' Tuesday

I just called
She let it ring like Funyuns
Layin' wood like a young Paul Bunyun
Slip and slide 'tween the buns, I ain't done yet
Make it up, trash a verse like I'm just havin' fun with it

Lazy in this shit like I ain't the man
Slicked back hair like I'm Dapper Dan
I got big wheels
Like I'm four years old
Four inches long like: "Damn, who told!"
I ride the short bus
('Cuz I get there faster... That's what my mom says!)

I do the dash when my mom says 'do the chores'
Quarantine got me fucked up like a pack of Coors
Yeah, just don't open up my door
It's locked for a reason but I won't say more
Uh, Call of Duty, droppin' bodies like soap
Like when I went to church and got raped by the pope
Yo' girl call me laundry 'cuz she always takes my load
Doin' shrooms on the low with the Mario Bros.
Call me Toad, yeah
What's that?
Call her back

I just called
She let it ring like Funyuns
Layin' wood like a young Paul Bunyun
Slip and slide 'tween the buns, I ain't done yet
Make it up, trash a verse like I'm just havin' fun with it