There's too much sugar in my juice.
There's too much butter on my bread.
Too many olives in my salad.
So give me salad without olives instead!

There's not enough pepper in my soup.
There's not enough chocolate on my cake.
There's not enough yoghurt with my strawberries.
Not enough milk in this milkshake!

Charlie's never happy with his food.
Charlie's never happy with his food.
Vegetables or meat.
Biscuits or sweets.
Charlie's never happy.
Charlie's never happy with his food.

There's too much salt on my potatoes.
There's too much honey in my tea.
There are enough biscuits for everybody else.
But there aren't enough biscuits for me!

Charlie's never happy with his food.
Charlie's never happy with his food.
Vegetables or meat.
Biscuits or sweets.
Charlie's never happy.
Charlie's never happy with his food.
Charlie's never happy with his food.
Charlie's never happy with his food.
Vegetables or meat.
Biscuits or sweets.
Charlie's never happy.
Charlie's never happy with his food.

I'm not eating that!"