I love kittens, I love cats.
The problem is, you see,
you have to feed them twice a day.
Too much work for me.

I love rabbits, yes I do.
Rabbits are OK.
But you have to clean their cages
almost every single day.

You don't have to take your fish for a walk.
It's happy in its bowl, you know.
Watch the fish swim, round it goes.
You don't have to take your fish for a walk.
It's happy in its bowl, you know.
Round and round and round it goes.

I love puppies, I love dogs.
But dogs are such a chore.
You have to take them for a walk
twice a day or more.

Listen to those pet birds sing.
They sing every day.
But you have to clean their cages.
Too much work, I say.

You don't have to take your fish for a walk.
It's happy in its bowl, you know.
Watch the fish swim, round it goes.
You don't have to take your fish for a walk.
It's happy in its bowl, you know.
Round and round and round it goes.

My pet fish is the pet for me.
And all I have to do
is feed the fish and clean the bowl.
I'm lazy. It is true.

You don't have to take your fish for a walk.
It's happy in its bowl, you know.
Watch the fish swim, round it goes.
You don't have to take your fish for a walk.
It's happy in its bowl, you know.
Round and round and round it goes."