You always say that we'll
Do something but we never do
So tell me, what is wrong with you
Oh I wish I knew
But the truth lies beyond me and you

Spending time with people
Whom you inwardly despise
Can only lead to trouble
So don't pretend
Don't play the devil
If you're not careful
You might never see the end

The world is full of unique individuals
And that's what makes it wonderful
Yes the world is full
Of unique individuals
And that's what makes it wonderful

But we were always doomed as friends
You may pretend
But I'll be forever burdened by honesty
And I don't want to go
(I don't want to go)
I don't want to go to the theatre
(I don't want to go to the theatre)

You may not be jovial all the time
That doesn't mean that you
Don't like to have good time
So don't pretend
And if you're lucky
You might find your real friends

Because the world
Is full of unique individuals
And that's what makes it wonderful
Yes the world is full
Of unique individuals
And that's what makes it wonderful

But we were always doomed as friends
I was only a means to an end
You may pretend
But in the end
I'll leave the show to you, my friend
Cos I don't want to go
(I don't want to go)
I don't want to go
(I don't want to go)
I don't want to go to the theatre
(I don't want to go to the theatre)

I don't want to go to the theatre
(I don't want to go to the theatre)
I don't want to go to the theatre
(I don't want to go to the theatre)
I don't want to go to the theatre
(I don't want to go to the theatre)
I don't want to go to the theatre
(I don't want to go to the theatre)