Locked in the toilet at space prom
Where have all my space friends gone
They're all outside thinking nothing's wrong
I'm in here with a space problem

It's a good space night and it's better than air
But when space nature calls you gotta answer
I see the space toilet block over there
Time to pull my space pants down and prepare

Space demons coming with no remorse
Coming out of me like a space Trojan horse
Suddenly I'm done as a matter of course
Jiggling the lock I push with force, but

I'm locked in the toilet at space prom
Where have all my space friends gone
They're all outside thinking nothing's wrong
I'm in here with a space problem

Someone came in and asked "who died?"
I said "not me but I'm locked inside"
Then he called the space fire brigade
Now everyone knows I'm the toilet boy

Wish I'd gone before I left
This night has left me space bereft
Of people who believe I can
Operate a door lock mechanism