WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY, I FELT IT INSIDE
THAT I WAS DIFFERENT AND I WANTED TO HIDE.
WHILE OTHER BOYS PLAYED WITH THEIR GI JOE,
I HAD MY LITTLE PONIES PUT ON A SHOW!

WOAH, SO THERE YOU GO,
AND NOW YOU KNOW,
I LIKE MEN

MEN, MEN, I LIKE MEN,
THERE’S NO QUESTION THAT I LIKED THEM WAY BACK
THEN
MEN, MEN, I LIKE MEN,
AND I JUST KEEP ON COMING BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN.

MY FRIENDS HAD SUPER MODELS ON THEIR WALLS,
THAT DIDN’T DO MUCH TO EXCITE ME AT ALL
WHEN OTHER GUYS WERE ALL ABOUT GRUNGE ROCK,
I LIKED TO LISTEN TO CELINE DION

MEN, MEN, I LIKE MEN,
THERE’S NO QUESTION THAT I LIKED THEM WAY BACK
THEN
MEN, MEN, I LIKE MEN,
AND I JUST KEEP ON COMING BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN.

I LIKE SKATER DUDES, WHEN THEY SEND ME NUDES
STRONG AND MASCULINE, OR WHEN THEY’RE FAY AND FEM
ROCKIN’ FACIAL HAIR OR WHEN THE CHEST IS BARE
I DON’T CARE...I LIKE MEN

IN THEIR WORKIN’ BOOTS, OR A BUSINESS SUIT
I LIKE EM THICK AND RIPPED, I’LL TAKE EM SHORT
AND THIN
BUT MY FAVORITE KIND, ARE THE ONES THAT ARE KIND
CAN’T DENY… I LIKE MEN

MEN, MEN, I LIKE MEN,
THERE’S NO QUESTION THAT I LIKED THEM WAY BACK
THEN
MEN, MEN, I LIKE MEN,
AND I JUST KEEP ON COMING BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN.

MEN, MEN, I LIKE MEN,
THERE’S NO QUESTION THAT I LIKED THEM WAY BACK
THEN
MEN, MEN, I LIKE MEN,
AND I JUST KEEP ON COMING BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN.