(Pull some of that bass out Bruce)

Ripley's believe it or not, I got a chop
Drum on it, I ain't into stocks and bonds
Put some money on your head, 'cause we do this all the time
My shooter gifted, he'll hit you from a thousand miles
I'm the nigga that's gon' have your mama cryin'
I'm the reason that all your homies die
The only way I see it is that I have it my way
He's never comin' back and that's that, just retire

He's never comin' back and that's that, just retire
Big machete on the K, I'm Mike Myers
Caught him sleepin' on the job, he got fired
Shouldn't be woofin' on the net if you tired
He's never comin' back and that's that, just retire
Big machete on the K, I'm Mike Myers
Caught him sleepin' on the job, he got fired
Shouldn't be woofin' on the net if you tired
Shit nigga, caught him slippin' on the job, he got fired
He's never comin' back and that's that, just retire

He's never comin' back and that's that, just retire
A nigga said he was gon' kill me, liar, liar
Pants on fire, pussy hotter than my lighter
I'm the truth, incase you need a little reminder
Your bitch suckin' dick, it ain't really hard to find her
She with the gang grippin' dick like some pliers
Big machete on the K, I'm Mike Myer
Your granny got some juice for the low, I'm tryna find her
We only block with K's, niggas hidin' behind blinders
Diamonds in my watch, break dance, can't tell what time it is
I'm a joint and you not, that's just the way it is
I'm gettin' money, lil' boy, that's just the way I live, the plug

He's never comin' back and that's that, just retire
Big machete on the K, I'm Mike Myers
Caught him sleepin' on the job, he got fired
Shouldn't be woofin' on the net if you tired
He's never comin' back and that's that, just retire
Big machete on the K, I'm Mike Myers
Caught him sleepin' on the job, he got fired
Shouldn't be woofin' on the net if you tired
Shit nigga, caught him slippin' on the job, he got fired
He's never comin' back and that's that, just retire

Fuck a smith, I wanna Glock with a beam on it, cleanin' it
How you catch a body and you ain't seen none in a minute
Lost but never found, me, I'm a different nigga
Swim, we let em' drown, and get to trippin, I ain't trippin'
Grab the blick and let it spark
I wanna explanation, why you fuckin' with Lil Mar
She want it then she got it, tell her put it in the car
Like I want it when I want it, he get downed, play his part
Now it's ass on ass, they put ass on ass
It'll be ho for me, if we pass this ass
And if you broke then we ain't meetin' up and doin' you
'Cause they gon' have to use that money at the funeral, oh

Never comin' back and that's that, just retire
Big machete on the K, I'm Mike Myers
Caught him sleepin' on the job, he got fired
Shouldn't be woofin' on the net if you tired
He's never comin' back and that's that, just retire
Big machete on the K, I'm Mike Myers
Caught him sleepin' on the job, he got fired
Shouldn't be woofin' on the net if you tired
Shit nigga, caught him slippin' on the job, he got fired
He's never comin' back and that's that, just retire