Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to express our tribute to the most sacred animal of creation
Yes, you've got it right. I'm talking about "Mealagris Gallopavo" and this is the Turkey Dance!

If you're passionate about birdlife my dear friend
Listen to this ballad about the turkey's glory
And if you wonder what's so special in these birds
Don't worry I answer you, with this fucking riff!

The Turkey Dance!
The Turkey Dance!

If you value your life you don't have toget too close
To the alpha male because he will defend his female
And if he decides that you'rea threat
Take a breath and run, move your fucking legs!

The Turkey Dance!
The Turkey Dance!

And when he'll take you from below
For you there will be no way out
You will become, you will become guano!

Hey, glorious wild turkey on the road, we dance on its rhythm
Hey, move your neck forward and back, this is the Turkey Dance

Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait
Ok let's take a second
Do you want to know which are the healthy metals contained in turkey meat?
Yes? Ok let's go

Calcium, Magnesium, Potassium, Iron, Sodium
And the most important one

Zinc! I love
Zinc! I like
Zinc!

I really like the taste of turkey meat in broth
Especially because of the delicius taste of zinc
But don't forget that turkeys can killeven after death
He will obstruct your throat with his fucking meat!

The Turkey Dance!
The Turkey Dance!

It's time to say
Zinc! I love
Zinc! I like
Zinc!

Hey, glorious wild turkey on the road, we dance on its rhythm
Hey, move your neck forward and back, this is the turkey dance

Hey, glorious wild turkey on the road, we dance on its rhythm
Hey, move your neck forward and back, this is the Turkey Dance

Turkey Dance
Turkey Dance