Daisy presents
Christmas drillings
Get fucked

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer
Vixen, Comet, Cupid
Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph
Yeah I roll with the gang (gang)
Touch road with the gang
From London to the North Pole
(Bust a nut)
No kisses (Fat pumpum BOW!)
Mrs Claus getting dick
Under the mistletoe
Pussy turn red
Like Rudolph's nose (MDotR)

She fuck me like an animal (SKI)
Then Eat me up no cannibal
Her husbands international
That pussy is inflammable (UH)

While Santa's delivering presents
I graced her with my presence
Once a year that's evanescence
Champagne poppin'
Effervescence (Oh peter)

Pull up and put my thing in
(Oh Lois I'm cumming holy fuck)
Like Louie I put that shift in
So good that she be tippin
Pockets fat like Peter griffin
(Holy fuck I'm coming)
Pull out and snow on her tits
Now I'm on the naughty list
Santa's coming and he's pissed
Call up grinch
To get the assist (BOW)

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I hate ice cream
Fuck you Evie
I hate ice cream
Fuck you Ashlyn
I hate ice cream
Fuck you caitlin

Told santa don't give me
Gucci don't give me Prada
(None of that)
Only wear Stone Island
I'm a motherfucking charva
(Get the badge in)
Told Mrs Claus shut up
And fetch my pint
Of lager (fetch it)
If she says another word
Then i'm sparking
Out her Father (bup bup bup)

Where is Santa checked
His tracker Why is bro still
In Azerbaijan (Why?)
Hurry slacker do not lack
Nah just deliver
My pint of lage's
I got dasher bro got prancer
Don't make me chop
Them at freddie's farm
I'm a capper real deal yapper
White nose sniffing yay no Kan

Furthermore tell Santa Claus
His wife's a whore
HJ taking off her drawers
And the saggy bitch on all fours
Champion hitting raw why she
In doggy she ain't got paws (No paws)
Now she begging for more
On her knees cause bro bro left her sore

Shit was fishy, black moor
Much like Evie
Bro why's it smelling for
Talking to Elisa is a chore
(Oh my god, shut up)
Not naughty or nice
But Zoë your only boyfriend is on a list
Bro is dating kids
Madi a guy named after
A phone was your first kiss
Wish i was taking the piss
Freddie get off the sniff
And Ashlyn your nose
Was the only part of you
That was left leaning (Tory!)
Why'd you go and get it fixed (Why?)
Louie has big balls but a tiny dick
(Guys it's small trust me I've seen it)
I got one more think to say
(GET OUT MY PUB!)
You guys make me sick

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I hate ice cream
Fuck you Elisa
I hate ice cream
Fuck you louie
I hate ice cream
Fuck you leah

Writing my list for the 21st
Break into your house
Send you home in a hearse
Surfing on my sleigh
Shooting down from the sky
Crashed into Evie I ain't gonna lie
Scraped up her up
Of the pavement floor
Then wrapped her up and left her at Dawn's door
Flashback to about a week ago
Looking out my window
Don't see no snow
Zoë's fault, she cursed this year
Tie her to the sleigh
As a ginger reindeer (Ginger)
Louie too don't think your safe
Real life elf think
That's all just wait (Ginger)
Send you all back Ayia Napa
When I see Elisa gonna slap her
Oi Madi, you think tough
Jokes aside your nan looks rough
Eating turkey arse
At the Christmas table
People getting mad
Cause they're just not able

Keep it festive don't escalate
Harrison fucked Mrs Claus to celebrate
She's his ho ho ho
She's on the floor
Try to speak to me I slam the door
Hiked all the way to the Northern Pole
Giving back my present
Cause i don't like coal
They gave me Leah
I told em yeah no thanks
Said can I switch it out for
Anything else

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I hate ice cream
Fuck you madi
I hate ice cream
Fuck you zoe

Real trap shit
Charlie Sloth presents
I know you're gonna dig this
He's on fire! He's on fire!
Perfect!
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