This is the Country Boy Gay Mega Freestyle
I've never really did one of these before
And never even spoken my country accent
So, um, this is gonna be so new I'ma try
And I don't really know how it's gonna go, but
Since I'm rapping about BigbootyMan, it should go pretty well
His booty fallin' side to side
I hop up on it for a ride
I take his booty, now it's mine
I eat his ass like apple pie
I hop up on his jimmy, I be riding like a tractor
I fuck niggers, I don't like fuckin' crackers
Hand full of balls and a mouth full of tobacco
Country Digbar is your new favorite rapper (ayy)
Digbar, I'm playing with his dick like a guitar
Saw his little booty, now his dick hard
Tried to run but you won't get far
You won't get far
Get over here nigga, toot that ass up
Boys stop running, I'm the booty-hole master
He's pretty fast but Digbar is faster
When I get his booty, it's gon' be a disaster
It's the gay country boy freestyle
It's the gay country boy freestyle
Hey Tyrone, come listen to this next part (it's the gay country boy freestyle)
Come listen to this
Ay, he throw it back like a boomerang
Let me see that wank it
Booty lookin' good, I might slide in with my panky
Fucked 'em good on the farm so he shook my hand and thank me
Gave me flashbacks of my dad when he took his hand and spanked me
It's too loud, we might wake up the neighbors
I ain't got no neighbors, I got 63 acres full o' land
Just me and my man
Hit him from the back with my saddle in my hand
Hand high in the sky
Fuckin' on my guy
I might bust a fuckin' load up on his eye
Pipin' on his booty, I think I'ma make him cry
Then we wake up in the mornin'
Dick fucked me up, I can't even feel my organs
(Man, that dick was good, man)
This the country boy freestyle
This the gay country boy freestyle
This is the gay country boy freestyle, tell em' (ayy)
This the gay, it's the fuckin' country boy freestyle
Ay, country boy freestyle
This the gay, this the gay country boy freestyle
(Sing along now! sing along with me!)
This the gay country boy freestyle
I want you to grab your nigga's booty
And I want you to start singing this song!
This the gay country boy freestyle
Yeehaw! I blew up with a song rappin' 'bout three balls
Nut up in my eyes, I can't even see y'all
Now I'm on a country song saying, "Yeehaw"
Yeehaw, nigger