Life's a game you spin and hope to claim the win
Pat Sajak's charm may prove to do me in
Caught in the puzzle letters shining bright
Vanna's still stunning she's looking good tonight

Gonna spin 'round
Gonna spin 'round
Spin that wheel - the wheel of misfortune
Buy a vowel make an assumption
Lose a turn bonuses judgment from the crowd
It's The Wheel of Misfortune gonna spin 'round

Every day's a challenge I'm solving life's phrase
Navigating through this bewildering maze
Hopes can be dashed dreams can disrupt
One wrong spin and you're hitting bankrupt

Gonna spin 'round
Gonna spin 'round
Spin that wheel - the wheel of misfortune
Buy a vowel make an assumption
Lose a turn bonuses judgment from the crowd
It's The Wheel of Misfortune gonna spin 'round

Here I stand spinning with a hopeful grin
Chasing fortunes much to my chagrin
Like life I'm struck with R S T L N and E
It's not as obvious as it is on TV

Gonna spin 'round
Gonna spin 'round
Spin that wheel - the wheel of misfortune
Buy a vowel make an assumption
Lose a turn bonuses judgment from the crowd
It's The Wheel of Misfortune gonna spin 'round