Larry was a pessimist, I wanna be like Larry

He bore the burden of a soul that's always burning

And says "every one should be like me!"

Well it's easy to be an anarchist

When you've got record companies to pay for it

You're no rebel if you're playing by the rules

Larry's O, he need no fucking dough

Anarchy's the way, oh he's really not that sorry

Larry's old, and just like some little girls

Oh, I guess we all get in his way

Larry was a drunken mess, and sometimes I'd rather be like Larry

But he sees me staying sober and he'll lose it all together

And then Larry wants to be like me

Yeah, it's a real triumph that I seem distressed

I'm not pissed, I'm just unimpressed

And the reason I don't care is 'cause it's all been done before

Larry's road, it's really getting old, am I in your way?

Oh I'm really really sorry

Larry's old, but acts like a little girl

Oh I guess it all gets in the way

Larry knows, I'm just doing this for the dough

And you better hope this makes no money

'Cause we've got four album options

Larry's O, just like him and he knows,

But, oh, the joke is getting old