Some are in the garden with a bottle of Chardonnay
Pinkies up in the air
We steppin' over the gruesome twosome
Still making out on the stairs
Well, there's a whole load of bodies kinda hard to tell
Could be a menage-a-many from hell
And I don't know who's doing what to whom
But surely they are doing it well

Whatever does you good
Lifts your skirt
Gets you done
Unbuttons your shirt
Wakes you up
Turns your head
Hits the spot

That guy from the dealership, he can't be still
He's bouncing up and down all the time
Luvvies In the kitchen, full of virtue and compassion
And you hear that righteous whine
A bunch a freaking eejits swiveling on their digits
Dumber than the average bear
OMFG the state of me
Man, whatever happened to my hair?

Whatever does you good
Lifts your skirt
Gets you done
Unbuttons your shirt
Wakes you up
Turns your head
Hits the spot
Now you're talkin'

Ringtone Joe is gazing in the bowl
He's deep-arm fishing for his phone
Renee is full of guilt, she's had it up to the hilt
But it's far too soon to go home
The neighbors are screaming, banging on the wall
Our music is not to their taste
This thing'll end badly if it ends at all
Man, the place is getting laid to waste

Whatever does you good
Lifts your skirt
Gets you done
Unbuttons your shirt
Wakes you up
Turns your head
Hits the spot
Wow, now you're talkin'