Brad:
She is the queen, oh yeah, alright
Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright

Ellen:
It's not that I'm so tricky
It's not that I'm so dumb
It's not that I'm a filter queen
That sucks up all the scum

Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper, baby
Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper
Let's have a little get-together, baby

We played some little tricks
And told some stupid lies
I've spent some time with filter queens
And baked some apple pies

Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper, baby
Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper
Let's have a little get-together, baby

Brad:
She is the queen, oh yeah, alright
Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright

Ellen:
I like the smell of your upholstery
I like the polish on your hood
So flip the switch on this filter queen
And I'll do what I do so good

Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper, baby
Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper
Let's have a little get-together, baby

Brad:
She is the queen, oh yeah, alright
Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright

Ellen:
Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper, baby
Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper
Let's have a little get-together, baby