Yeah bro, you know, it's all light
Ridin' around in a car that I stole
Sensitive accelerator so it's hard to control
Brodie's so unmotivated at the bar sippin' Patron
Hit my phone, don't come to my house, I'm hardly ever home
Eyes low but I'm tired, I ain't hardly ever stoned
Next generation's fucked, they got Barbies on the phone
Brodie hit the mainstream but he's arguably a clone
And my private jet be soundin' like a army when it's flown
Always showin' up late, yeah, I'm tardy to the bone
Sun's shinin' but you know I got my Cartiers on the road
I just robbed a orchestra, I'm in the car with a trombone
And I just got back from dinner, it was so bodacious
And I do the same thing every day, I'm really just so basic
Went out for lobster but I can't get bro to taste it
When I'm in the studio, yeah, I'm really hot
Always talkin' money, Brody, show me what you really got
I'm with Augustine, we're just chillin' at the silly spot
Thought it was a Ford Explorer, behind me it's really cops
Unkie growin' ??? in the greenhouse but it's really crops
People tryna fight my drip? well, they'll need about 50 mops
Brodie just got robbed, I just told him live and learn
I remember makin' pancakes, I done made the kitchen burn
And I'm smart, if I make it, I'll be the richest nerd
Why, why'd I, wake up in the morning with my vision blurred
Wanna eat some breakfast, you gotta do the dishes first
Doctor's office crazy, I just kissed a nurse
Big X, when I walk away, I got some nifty shirts
Family doin' bad, well, I might just lift the curse
I got protein in my body and I'm hotter than a Taki
Wanna ride a horse, you won't catch me in a Maserati
Homeless guy asking me for 100, looked at him like GOLLY
Smelled the pretzels in the mall, I think I'll get one probably
Heavy-ass luggage, it can't even fit up on the dolly
And I remember scamming people up in Wally's
Now I work at Target, it's so many crackers, go get Polly
Please don't make a song, everything you create is a folly