There's flowers rotting in the pot
Everyday I'm reminiscing about the things that I am not
When I get home, I think that I should cry
But I don't, instead I call my mom and lie
On the phone I tell her, everything is fucking awesome
I'm making lots of money so my friends are never broke
My love life's like a movie and it's filled with songs I wrote
About the people that I've met and all the sleepless nights we shared
This life is like a dream and I wish you could be here
Yeah mom, it's like a sitcom, bye mom
I'm sinking deeper into bed
And the thought of getting up, it's really messing with my head
Landlords call me 15 times a day
And I'll answer when I feel like I'm rich enough to say
Everything is fucking awesome
I'm making lots of money so my friends are never broke
My love life's like a movie and it's filled with songs I wrote
About the people that I've met and all the sleepless nights we shared
This life is like a dream and I wish you could be here
Yeah mom, it's like a sitcom, bye mom
I'm making lots of money so my friends are never broke
My love life's like a movie and it's filled with songs I wrote
About the people that I've met and all the sleepless nights we shared
This life is like a dream and I wish I could be there
Hello! I thought I was gonna get to see you today
You left a bunch of crap at the house
Um, I don't know what you're doing, but I just, uh, love you